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if we're friends in real life I will probably flirt with you and take you on the best friend dates

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best friend and I are sitting in the dark in my car singing Disney songs and eating marshmallows and cherries

we got to "star-crossed" in the Elton John version and she sang "cross-eyed" and my stomach hurts I'm laughing so hard

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Me: do you have anything to water down the tequila?

Sarah: whiskey

[gurabirei]

my best friend's phone has this problem where she either receives my texts twice or like not at all. which makes meeting up difficult. fortunately both of us are so ridiculously responsive we can assume something is wrong if there's no reply relatively immediately. but why does this happen omgsh.

[gurabirei]

me: sometimes when I leave the bathroom there's someone in it

me: no. wait. that's not

[gurabirei]

you know how some people act like everyone's mother? i do that except i act like my friend's boyfriend/girlfriend. it really sunk in when i was getting my best friend advil for her cramps and then running around for her groceries and i threw in a kinder surprise.

[gurabirei]

my amazing observational skills

I finished texting my friend from the library, telling her I'd meet with her after my next class. I packed up and stood up and turned to leave. Then I saw her backpack on the floor and finally, I saw her sitting on the sofa chair right next to mine. She hadn't noticed me before then either.